Alphabetical order

When normal people get bored, they hang out with friends. When I get bored, I put ‘alphabetical order’ in order.

aaabcehillpt deorr

Also I make lists of my favorite things.

1.Irony

2.Lists

3.Puns

I created number 326. I am so proud of my #swag

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Where the fuck you been bitch? I miss you~

I was on a break. ‘Twas a long a difficult journey that I had to bear alone. No, actually, I had no computer. I miss you Anon.

Xoxo Annalise

Demons

There’s a hair stuck in the back of my throat and I am about to summon satan in order to get rid of it. Maybe a crossroads demon will work. I have a crossroads next to my house. Perfection.

And now I’m back. Back again. Doo doo doo doo dee doo.

I Can’t Even

Got my own computer: first thought; porn. Erotica because I have not my own room.

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

I keep refreshing hoping someone is going to follow me or message me or love me. WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME.

like me please.

liiiiiikkkeeeeee mmeeeeee.

dooooo eeeiiiittttt.

i am so done.

Do you ever wonder if every time a show or book is created, an alternate universe is created where these characters exist and live. Like, why can’t I go there. My life is boring.

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